“Which head would it be today?” thought Alice. “The Shirley Partridge? Maybe the Marcia Wallace…” Well, she had to make a trip to the freezer for Brussel sprouts anyway, so she might as well get it now. Funny how it was becoming easier each time to attach them; just a click and a small sucking sound and voila! The Doctor did say there would be side effects, such as spiky eyelashes and spontaneous decapi-something, but it was hard to understand his accent. Anyway, it was worth the exorbitant price she had paid him. After all, what other 91-year-old socialite could say they were Goldie Hawn sashaying around the Biltmore with Chad Everett?